Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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