That's intense
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You can't just leave with hair like that
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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