I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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