As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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