can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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