Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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