just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
sex in a hospital.. check
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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