Don't you send me to vm
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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