theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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