real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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