he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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