I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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