found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
