My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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