Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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