dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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