I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Houston, we have a blender
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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