what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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