lets start a swedish sibling band together
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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