He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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