Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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