Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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