But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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