They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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