i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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