I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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