Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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