I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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