about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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