I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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