i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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