Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Randomize
