Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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