I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sober January is a disaster.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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