I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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