But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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