I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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