Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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