I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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