I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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