names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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