Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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