Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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