She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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