i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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