so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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