he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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