I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Your cock deserves a montage
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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