yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
