i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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