You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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