Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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