She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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