dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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