Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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