better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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