she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
soo... how was my night?
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