Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Edward fifth and chaser hands
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
