didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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