So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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