You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
