Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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