i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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